nymeria-arena asked:
Oh gosh. OH GOSH. I'm on a study break so I opened tumblr for a while. I ran into your blog almost accidentally and now I'm so horny I don't think I can study again. KEEP IT LIKE THIS! Love your tumblr. XOXO and god bless this blog

ahahaha! He’s addictive like that.

Here’s a little visual to go with all this ‘erection’ talk. You’re welcome.

If Magic Mike was in 3D…

(Source: thefrisky.com)

Jeremy modeling his sexy U-Boat watch.

SWEATY JEREMY RENNER APPRECIATION POST

Would it be too disgusting to admit that I would like to strip off his wet, dirty clothes with my teeth and put them in a big pile and roll around and play in it like a dog and then give him a cat bath by licking off every drop of sweat on his body?

k, just asking.

My mom thinks Jeremy Renner is sexy now.

I forced her to watch MI4, 12 and Holding, Dahmer, 28 Weeks Later, and Avengers.

In a row. 

I’m a good daughter. 

that-sarah-is-such-a-cumberbitch asked:
I love your blog!!! :-D Renner's ass is EPIC AND GLORIOUS!!! No no, there are actually no words in the English language that accurately and completely describe the awesomeness!!! We need to invent a new word or borrow one from another language or something!!! :-D Sings and poems should be written about his ass, artists should sketch and paint nothing else, and it should be cast in bronze and carved from marble so that it may grace this planet for many millennia!!!

You said get a new word? Let’s ruminate on this one…

We could touch upon the obvious ones:

Bootylicious

Spankelicious

FantASStic

DelASScious

ASStASStic (of course)

Callipygous

Steatopygous

……or maybe get a little creative -

Titanic Tushy

Serenesque (relating to Serena Williams’ booty)

Ample Assett Hefty Hiney

Grand Glutemous

…….And let’s not forget about my personal fave, the Honky Tonk Ba Donk-A-Donk (“Honky Donk” or “White Boy Booty”)

I’m gonna go and re-evaluate my life choices now. 

Anonymous asked:
WHY IS YOUR BLOG SO ASSTASTICALLY DELICIOUS? #mustgobacktohavingalife

BECAUSE OF THIS: 

WTF is JeremyLeeRenner.com announcing tomorrow?!

Make sure to tune in this Wednesday at 12:01pm PST for a BIG announcement!!”

I just gotta keep calm until the announcement - 


Accurate, you think?

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